FUTURES THAT NEVER WERE!

(We realize that we’ve been a bit remiss in discussing the actual release of FUTURES THAT NEVER WERE, so we asked one of the contributors – C.J. Casey – to drop by and give us his thoughts on it… as well as his experience with sword-and-planet fiction).

Confession #1: When I was a child, I sat on the floor in our village library and read most of the John Carter books, staying there so often that my Mom would call the librarian to see if her son had come back from Mars, yet. In other words, this essay is a little biased.

By now, the smoke has cleared and you’ve heard the news that the late, lamented quarterly Broadswords and Blasters has been resurrected for an anthology of that most wonderful type of fantasy fiction, “Sword and Planet.” While fiction based on science and scientific developments dates back at least a century before John Carter first woke up on Barsoom, Sword and Planet is a different animal entirely. These were stories where science took a backseat to adventure and romance. “Magic” in the shape of advanced technology was often used to flashy and dramatic effect, but the hero, and his muscles, usually won the day by dint of courage, daring, and astounding feats of strength. In short, as the opening essay in this collection states, these stories were full of broadswords and blasters galore. 

The decision to open this with an essay discussing Sword and Planet was indeed a good one, as this style of fiction has fallen by the wayside. Star Wars and its various iterations over the decade are perhaps the largest cultural juggernaut influenced by stories of men and women with laser swords and tech versions of ancient Earth vehicles, but no one ever calls it that. Flash Gordon never got the sequels it deserved, perhaps thanks to an argument between the lead and the director. John Carter was criminally underseen in theaters. The recent film version of Dune came close to blending old action and adventure tropes in a far-flung setting, but it still didn’t have the gonzo breakneck pace that so much Planetary Romance fiction has. Yet there still exists a market for stories of adventure and daring, of heroes and villains and creatures that one can’t take the time to identify because they’re trying to kill you. This new book shows that these stories still percolate in the minds of fantasy and science-fiction writers around the world, as well they should. 

Confession #2: I’d read enough science by 4th Grade to know that the new Flash Gordon movie was fantasy, but my imagination didn’t care. That was the first movie I spent my hard-earned allowance money on to see a second time in the theater. It was the third “Movie Novelization” I read, after Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back. And, it was the subject of the first serial I ever watched, thanks to the old weekend TV show “Matinee at the Bijou.” 

As one would expect, the covers of this book contain exactly what it says on the label, though as one would also expect from editors Matthew Gomez and Cameron Mount, there’s a little more as well. During its first sixty or seventy years of existence, Sword and Planet fiction was a product of the dominant culture of its day, which meant most of its heroes were male, White American or Western European, very heterosexual, and exceptionally-abled. The stories here, however, follow more in the storytelling tradition, rather than the cultural and societal tradition. Typical Sword and Planet plots and conflicts are everywhere here, but there are subtle (and not-so-subtle) changes within. A hero grabs a magic sword and is teleported to Mars, but instead of a buff Confederate soldier, this hero is a Black teenage girl who quickly makes a stand against forced marriage and slavery in this faraway world. She’s not the only female hero within these pages, either, though as a credit to the skills of these authors and editors, none of this comes off as “pandering” to current trends in fiction. If you read Broadswords and Blasters when it was published, like I did, you’re already familiar with the types of stories and the talent of the writers within, and this will be less of a surprise and more of a refreshing return. All of these stories are naturally written and fly off the pages in a way that will enchant anyone who’s read an adventure story. And considering that adventure stories in stunning and imaginary but strangely familiar locations were perhaps the first stories ever told around campfires and in city squares, these tales are carrying on an old and noble tradition indeed.

I won’t go through story by story, because that will rob you of the pleasure of discovering them for yourself. I will tell you that, no matter what your preference for fantasy, sci-fi, or adventure fiction, you’re going to find it. Heist? There’s one in here. Steampunk? Yup. War? Sure. And  there’s a bonus to this as well regarding the language and structure of the stories within. Sword and Planet, as published in the pulp heyday, was known for its purple prose. As much as I like E. R. Eddings’s book The Worm of Ouroboros, let me share this excerpt from the first two pages of Chapter One:

The eastern stars were paling to the dawn as Lessingham followed his conductor along the grass walk…. [It] was bathed in night-dew, and great white lilies sleeping in the shadows of the yews loaded the air of that garden with fragrance…. 

“Child of earth,” [the martlet] said, “dost think we are here in dreamland…. This is no dream. Thou, first of the children of men, art come to Mercury, where thou and I will journey up and down for a season to show thee the lands and oceans, the forests, plains, and ancient mountains, cities and palaces of this world, Mercury, and the doings of them that dwell therein. But here, thou canst not handle aught, neither make the folk ware of thee, not though thou shout thy throat hoarse…”

Ouroboros is a great book, once you get used to the storytelling style, but it’s rather, well, purple, in a way that could make Bulwer-Lyton (of “It was a dark and stormy night…” fame) blush and ask for a rewrite. Not so the stories in this book. Most, if not all of the authors set their stories under “[t]he baleflue blue of distant, cold suns” or a “shimmering, purple dusk” inhabited by a sort of old-west culture, among other places. Yet while they pay a welcome tribute to the authors who have gone before them, they use this language and these descriptive names as seasoning, rather than the basis of an entire meal. Some of the authors make references to the classic stories of the pulp magazines, while others work on a completely new canvas, painting an original and stunning image with just a hint of the old pigments and techniques used before. I’m not going to go so far as to say that they’re improvements on the old, but they are the old stories told in a modern idiom, in a way that will appeal to readers whose grandparents hadn’t been born when these stories first crossed the blinding night sky. 

Confession #3: Also in 4th Grade, I wrote a fan-fiction pastiche of Star Wars and John Carter and especially Flash Gordon about myself, called “Flash Tom.” Why did I call myself “Tom?” Other than I thought that “Flash Chris” sounded weird, I have no idea. Still, that was probably the first story I ever finished, and I later read it aloud to my class. Thankfully, I don’t think they remember.

In short, this is a welcome addition to the canon of modern pulp-flavored fiction. You’ll find stories here that will take you to the far future and the distant stretches of navigable space, as well as perhaps a little closer. Perhaps you’ll read these and remember the planetary fiction you read as a child. Perhaps you’ll see yourself in these stories in ways that you never quite could back when you would find them in the paperback racks of the library or the “Five for a Dollar” shelf at the flea market. Maybe you’ll be intrigued by the original authors who first carved out these planet-sized worlds into the landscape of popular imagination. And maybe you’ll start on your own journeys as well. 

[1] E. R. Eddings, The Worm Ouroboros, E. P. Dutton and Co., Inc, 1926, Ballantine Books Edition, 1967

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SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN for FUTURES THAT NEVER WERE! (and a Cover Reveal!)

Cover art by Clayton D. Murwin

What We Want

  1. Sword and Planet fiction. Think John Carter (Edgar Rice Burroughs), Flash Gordon (especially the comic strip, the early serials, and the movie – not so much the attempted reboots), and Leigh Brackett (Eric John Stark). Need more examples? Check here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_and_planet.
  2. Word count is 5,000 to 10,000. This is for a one-off themed anthology, so no serials. Stories should be self-contained, with a readily identifiable beginning, middle, and end. Don’t send us a chapter of your novel unless it can completely stand on its own.
  3. Payment is $40 flat plus an electronic comp copy, regardless of word length. If we manage to secure additional funding, the first thing we’ll be doing is upping the pay rate for contributors. Payment will be made through PayPal, no exceptions.
  4. Submissions will open 12:01 AM EDT (GMT -4) July 1, 2022 and close July 15, 2022 at 11:59 PM EDT (GMT -4). Anything outside of that time frame will go unloved, unread and rejected.
  5. Our goal is to have read every submission and sent final acceptances/rejections within sixty days after the submission window closes.
  6. The plan is to have the finished anthology up for sale in time for the Christmas holiday season 2022. Maybe even by Black Friday if we really get into the groove.
  7. A few more details:
    a. Make your story action loaded. There are times and places for philosophical discourses, where the conflict can be solved with a conversation or the push of a button – this is neither.
    b. If you want a sense of what the editors’ are looking for in a story, it would behoove you to read the following:
    i. https://mxgomez.wordpress.com/2017/04/12/what-i-look-for-in-a-story/
    ii. https://broadswordsandblasters.wordpress.com/2018/06/04/so-you-got-rejected-by-broadswords-and-blasters/
  8. We strongly prefer clear descriptions. While we appreciate poetic prose, the reader has to be able to understand what is happening.
  9. No multiple submissions.
  10. Simultaneous submissions are fine. Just let us know as soon as possible if another venue snags your story.
  11. No reprints.
  12. For rating guidelines (language, descriptions) we are looking at a hard R-rating (USA rating scale) as the maximum we will publish. That is to say, we don’t shy away from cursing, gore, or sex, but such content needs to serve the story, not be there for the sake of being there.
  13. Please submit stories in either .rtf, .doc, or .docx. Use standard submission format. http://www.shunn.net/format/story.html. You do not need to include your physical address.
  14. We claim world first exclusive rights for print and digital, with the exclusive period lasting for 1 year (365 days) after date of first publication.
  15. We claim nonexclusive rights after that time to display, copy, publish, distribute, transmit, and sell stories, in electronic or physical form, as part of the anthology. (This is to keep the listings up at Amazon and other stores who sell the anthology.)

How to Submit

  1. Email your submission to broadswordsandblasters@gmail.com
  2. Use the subject line Submission: (the title of your story)
  3. Include a short cover letter in the body of your email. Mention the title of your story and a brief elevator-pitch story summary. The cover letter should also include a short author biography (100 words or less). Don’t forget to mention any social media accounts (Facebook, twitter, etc) you would like to have included with your bio.

Want to check out more of the work by the cover artist? Check out his site here!

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Open Call – Broadswords and Blasters Presents: Futures That Never Were

  1. What we’re looking for: Sword and Planet fiction. Think John Carter (Edgar Rice Burroughs), Flash Gordon (especially the comic strip, the early serials, and the movie – not so much the attempted reboots), and Leigh Brackett (Eric John Stark). Need more examples? Check here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_and_planet.
  2. Word count is 5,000 to 10,000. This is for a one-off themed anthology, so no serials. Stories should be self-contained, with a readily identifiable beginning, middle, and end. Don’t send us a chapter of your novel unless it can completely stand on its own.
  3. Payment is $40 flat plus an electronic comp copy, regardless of word length. If we manage to secure additional funding, the first thing we’ll be doing is upping the pay rate for contributors. Payment will be made through PayPal, no exceptions.
  4. Submissions will open 12:01 AM EDT (GMT -4) July 1, 2022 and close July 15, 2022 at 11:59 PM EDT (GMT -4). Anything outside of that time frame will go unloved, unread and rejected.
  5. Our goal is to have read every submission and sent final acceptances/rejections within sixty days after the submission window closes.
  6. The plan is to have the finished anthology up for sale in time for the Christmas holiday season 2022. Maybe even by Black Friday if we really get into the groove.
  7. A few more details:
    a. Make your story action loaded. There are times and places for philosophical discourses, where the conflict can be solved with a conversation or the push of a button – this is neither.
    b. If you want a sense of what the editors’ are looking for in a story, it would behoove you to read the following:
    i. https://mxgomez.wordpress.com/2017/04/12/what-i-look-for-in-a-story/
    ii. https://broadswordsandblasters.wordpress.com/2018/06/04/so-you-got-rejected-by-broadswords-and-blasters/
  8. We strongly prefer clear descriptions. While we appreciate poetic prose, the reader has to be able to understand what is happening.
  9. No multiple submissions.
  10. Simultaneous submissions are fine. Just let us know as soon as possible if another venue snags your story.
  11. No reprints.
  12. For rating guidelines (language, descriptions) we are looking at a hard R-rating (USA rating scale) as the maximum we will publish. That is to say, we don’t shy away from cursing, gore, or sex, but such content needs to serve the story, not be there for the sake of being there.
  13. Please submit stories in either .rtf, .doc, or .docx. Use standard submission format. http://www.shunn.net/format/story.html.
  14. We claim world first exclusive rights for print and digital, with the exclusive period lasting for 1 year (365 days) after date of first publication.
  15. We claim nonexclusive rights after that time to display, copy, publish, distribute, transmit, and sell stories, in electronic or physical form, as part of the anthology. (This is to keep the listings up at Amazon and other stores who sell the anthology.)

How to Submit

  1. Email your submission to broadswordsandblasters@gmail.com
  2. Use the subject line Submission: (the title of your story)
  3. Include a short cover letter in the body of your email. Mention the title of your story and a brief elevator-pitch story summary. The cover letter should also include a short author biography (100 words or less). Don’t forget to mention any social media accounts (Facebook, twitter, etc) you would like to have included with your bio.

We are also going to be looking for art for the cover. $200 for the non-exclusive right to use the image for the cover as well as promotional material (i.e. social media advertising).We are no longer looking for cover art!

What – you didn’t think we were gone for good, did you?

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With a Bang: Issue 12 Release

Cover Image of Issue 12

Issue 12 will be the final issue of Broadswords and Blasters for the foreseeable future. Both editors are old enough to know that never is a really long time, so we aren’t permanently closing the door on it ever coming back, but we both acknowledged earlier this year that we were starting to get burnt out on the endeavor. We wanted to end while it was still fun and entertaining instead of trying to drive it down into dust. When will we be back? We can say with all honesty: We don’t know.

That said, we decided to go out in style with a tremendous double issue to celebrate three years of awesome New Pulp fiction. Because why go out with a whimper when you can go out with a bang?

J. Rohr returns to Broadswords and Blasters (he was last seen in issue 5) with “Riding the Rails,” a kick-ass Weird Western of dragons, veteran gunslingers, and redemption.

Veteran BS&B alum Richard Rubin (issues 4 and 7) brings us another two-fisted “Captain Saturn” story, this time going up against the Air Bandit of Mars, and DJ Tyrer’s Nyssa of Abanos is also back (having first appeared in issue 8) this time in “Journey to Mount Argaeas”. Tryer previously also had a story way back in Issue 4 with “The Sewers of Paris.”

Kristen Reid is new to us, but come with a great Civil War era horror story in “American Appetites,” while Jonathan Mast steers us into weird sci-fi with “Callahan and the Bomb Squid.”

No Broadswords issue would be complete without a few Westerns, and S. Gepp brings that with “No Stand.”

Ben Serna-Grey is no stranger to these pages (see issue 7), but “Smoke and Hamsters” is definitely the weirdest story we’ve had the pleasure to publish.

Keith Kennedy flips the magazine over to the dark side with the deliciously dark noir piece “The Drive Home” while E.G. Thompson follows a couple of soldiers in dragon ravaged post-apocalypse with “The DSD.”

“Crowbait” by T.L. Simpson takes a good hard look at the price of vengeance and where swallowing grief and moving on may be the best course of action.

It’s not often we’re sold on a story from the title, but “Shootout at Namaste Mart” nearly did that for one editor… and the story kept getting better from there.

“Spaceman and the Freakshow” by Roger H. Stone deals with a smartass thirteen year old girl, the autistic boy next door, and the friendship they forge.

Steve DuBois went ahead and sent us his weirdest story yet in “The Professionals” which is all about “magically-enhanced urban professionals escorting a Kennedy baby to the ruins of Dallas for inauguration as God-Emperor.”[1]

Our cover story is “Aces and Rogues” by Anthony Picket, a two-fisted space action tale complete with dog fights, hard choices, and moral dilemmas.

“Don’t Let the Law Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya” spilled off the keyboard of Russel W. Johnson and into our laps and left us with a big ol’ grin on our faces.

Kristen Brand’s “Starstruck” is a sci-fi tale of solar guardsmen, celebrity, mixed loyalties and duty.

“A Lone Man is No Warrior” by Scott Forbes Crawford’s traces the tale of a man out of place, finding purpose again when a mob boss attempts to murder a local woman.

Finally, we end the issue with Matt Spencer’s occult tale “The Radiant Abyss.” Spencer has been with us since day one, and we felt it apt to end much like we began.

As always, Luke Spooner of Carrion House created the gorgeous artwork for the cover.

As a final word, thank you. Thank you to the writers, the readers, the reviewers, to Luke for the covers, and to our friends and families for your support as we undertook this endeavor. We couldn’t have done this without you.

You can grab issue 12 at amazon in either digital or print.


[1] His words, not ours.

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Pulp Consumption: The Mandalorian

I’ve been a fan of Star Wars for as long as I can remember, but I’ve actually never been a fan of the Expanded Universe books and shows. Maybe it’s my character flaw, but nothing outside of the self-contained movie series has ever really captured my attention. I mean, I’ve read the Admiral Thrawn books and some of the New Jedi Order. The book Kenobi was decent enough, as have been some of the short story collections, but even those didn’t excite me the way the original trilogy did. People kept telling me to watch the CGI cartoons like Clone Wars and Rebels, but I can’t stand that kind of animation outside of video games. And, yes, I’ve played a lot of the games, but again they are sort of stored in a separate vault in my brain, alongside the tabletop RPG versions. They’re fun, but if they didn’t exist I don’t think I’d have a hole in my geekdom, whereas if Star Wars hadn’t been made there sure would be.

All that is to preface The Mandalorian, which is everything I wanted the EU to actually be. It keeps the tone of two-fisted pulp space-western from the original films and doesn’t crap on anything. The acting is superb, the CG is unobtrusive and blends pretty naturally, and the character development is justified and earned.

As if most of you readers don’t know…The Mandalorian traces the story of a bounty hunter after the Empire has fallen at the end of Return of the Jedi but before the New Order has arisen in The Force Awakens. The whole series starts off with the bounty hunter walking into a saloon, getting into a gun battle, and taking his bounty. It’s the clearest western influence seen in Star Wars since perhaps meeting Han Solo in the Mos Eisley Cantina, as later movies borrowed more heavily from Lucas’ Asian influences (I’m looking at you, prequels!) and the more recent Disney movies are trading much more heavily on Disney Princess storylines (orphaned castaways are secretly powerful Mary Sues) except in Disney Princess movies the writers are competent and actually justify the character development (I don’t think there’s any doubt how I feel about Rey’s character, is there?).

After that opening, the real meat of the series begins. The Mandalorian takes on a job, and is supposed to adhere to The Transporter rules (Never open the package), but circumstances interfere and eventually he has to choose between the bounty and doing what is right. Our hero does both. At this point the Western influence remains strong, but then the Japanese metaplot of Lone Wolf and Cub takes over for the rest of the first season.

I’m sure I can’t really spoil the series since most people here have probably watched it, but I’m still not going to say much more. Suffice to say I’m hooked in here. The Mandalorian is doing what the movies wish they could do – compelling, earned character development while honoring source and inspiration material, and somehow managing not to alienate huge sections of fandom in the process.

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